You are four dark arms against a white ceiling. Whoa! Contrast! Sometimes you are still. That's ok. Sometimes I get to watch you go round and round. That' s more fun! Sometimes there are shiny lights on in the middle. Oooo....neat-o. That's my favorite.
You look so neat; I want to get to you. Now! Maybe.....now! I try to reach out and grab you, but you are too far away. My arms are too short. I think licking you would be fun, too. What does a fan taste like? I stick out my tongue, but nothing happens. I laugh and I talk to you and you keep going round and round just to make me happy.
You are all the things a best friend should be. You are always there. You always listen. You make me laugh. Sometimes you make me frustrated and I cry, but then I laugh again so it's ok. I love you, fan. Let's be best friends forever.